headick

A head with a dick on it

Person1- Man, you got huge headick!
Person 2- Thanks I know. It's 6 inches.

by Wifu May 16, 2018

headies

1. top quality, usally refering to reefer

2. all things primo

3. tits

show me your headies
the breakfast of champions

by sha-zell March 23, 2005

Handiclapped

When you’re so high, you become physically unable to do anything.

Hey, did you get my call last night?
Nah I couldn’t even move, I was handiclapped.

by doog_schloog July 5, 2019

Handi-dextrous

Self-proclaimed skill whereby an individual claims to posses ability to use both hands equally well for an activity but in reality possesses well below average ability with one or both hands.

Phil claims to be ambidextrous but his all-around lack of dexterity on the baseball diamond certainly explains why he gets the close parking spots. He is clearly handi-dextrous.

by DClark22 August 23, 2011

recap handitard

recap handitard,
a mix between the words, "retard" and "handicapped"
definition: a funny way to slag recap handitards and deformed people

Shop attendant:"wha can i get you?"
wheelchair man:"bottle of coke please"
Shop attendant:"FUCK OFF U RECAP HANDITARD UR NOT GETTIN PEOPLE FOOD"
{shop attendant pushes wheel man out of chair}

by lous3 March 12, 2007

tortoise-heading

Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.

I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.

by Miejo January 19, 2010

pin heading

Typically considered the hobby of over weight bored people that want to look at the creative nature of others that take the the time to make something and post it for others to get good ideas from. In other words people who go onto pintrest with absolutely no intention of doing anything they actually see

(Woman on the phone) OMG did you see that amazing cupcake on pintrest I repined it like 20 times! (Man in the background) What the hell will you stop pin heading and get over here and make a cupcake!!!!!

by Mountain top mafia October 16, 2013