dusty hammer

A dirty fat dick

I was going to fuck my sugar daddy but he had a dusty hammer.

by NikeTangelo November 8, 2017

hammer the ham

To masturbate violently.

1.Is Tom coming out tonight?
2. No, he's at home hammer the ham.

by Flyingwallruss November 11, 2017

Mushroom hammer

When a female grabs the shaft of an erect penis, then using her other hand makes a fist and a hammer motion, smashing the head of the penis.

So jake pissed a girl off again last night, and during what he believed was his victory blowjob for winning the argument he was brought to the fetal position with a brutal mushroom hammer.

by Francis the fantastic May 20, 2014

Kev Hammer

Kev Hammer refers to the massive cock he owns.

Girl 1:“Omg is that Kev hammer”
Girl 2:”wow”
Girl 3”😋😍

by Iwantkevhammer August 2, 2018

Hammer the Job

To masturbate/have a wank/spank the plank.

“ Sorry I’m late guys I had to hammer the job of meself “

by Maccamore February 14, 2021

Heel Hammer

To kick one's self in the testicles with their heel, while sitting in a chair.

Heel Hammer - Scoot to the end of your chair and let the "boys" spill of the edge. Now raise either foot (or both) and give the giggle berries a good whack.

by d3m0@IDMF May 11, 2009

Gallagher's Hammer

The name of your penis when you are boob fucking a chick with your dick.

My girl's boobs had jizz all over it when I was done using gallagher's hammer.

by SweetJC6464 February 6, 2014