You can link my hairly nut 

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

You can link my hairly nut by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

Half-court hairline 

**see Chris’s head

Bruh that half-court hairline looks exactly like Chris’s

Half-court hairline by whyareyouthewaythatyouar3 February 19, 2022

Pushed my hairline back

When the black negro barber pushes the negro customers hairline back so hard he ages 30 years

Man my barber done fucked me up, my side-chick dont wanna fuck me no more because this negro barber pushed my hairline back

Pushed my hairline back by A White Negro May 27, 2023

Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD) 

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.

Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.

Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD) by yoos July 23, 2024

Kaydosh’s-hairline 

A hairline so big it could sink a Ship

Kaydosh’s-hairline was so extraordinary no samurai could top it

Kaydosh’s-hairline by Wensleydale February 4, 2025