noun
A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 24, 2024
(noun): A mythical creature embodying the clandestine art of lurking with the chaotic energy of a tornado. It describes someone who stealthily navigates social situations, silently observing and absorbing all the drama and humor, much like a tornado gathers everything in its path before making a sudden impact with a whirlwind of witty commentary or hilarious observations.
Sarah unleashed her lurknado skills at the office meeting, quietly absorbing everyone's complaints before swooping in with a meme that had the whole room in stitches.
Being a lurknado at family gatherings is my specialty. I blend into the background, absorbing all the awkwardness and drama, then drop a pun so good it blows everyone away.
After spending an hour at the reunion, Jack emerged as the lurknado of the evening, dropping hilarious one-liners that left everyone wondering where he'd been hiding all night.
Being a lurknado at family gatherings is my specialty. I blend into the background, absorbing all the awkwardness and drama, then drop a pun so good it blows everyone away.
After spending an hour at the reunion, Jack emerged as the lurknado of the evening, dropping hilarious one-liners that left everyone wondering where he'd been hiding all night.
by yoos June 29, 2024