Baguette Guzzler

Basically any French person.

Someone who like shoving baguettes down their throat (maybe some other hole idk)

Person 1: ''Louis is such a baguette guzzler!''
Person 2: ''He's French.''

by Soup_Underwater November 30, 2023

sibling guzzler

Someone who swallows their dads cum.

oh shut up you sibling guzzler

by peekabob11 March 7, 2024

van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.

Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"

by hernybern March 18, 2024

Glory guzzler

Someone who steals your thunder

Person 1: “ugh John started talking about himself when I mentioned how excited I am of my accomplishment”

Person 2: “jeez, what a glory guzzler@

by Peptobismol!! April 19, 2024

Shin Guzzler

A hole large enough to guzzle ones shin

"hey Todd, chout for that Shin Guzzler, fall in that and you done brek yer ankle"

by r04dk1LL April 30, 2024

cum-guzzler

Cum-guzzler could be used in roughly the same way as "dickrider". Basically, someone who likes something to the extent that they'd constantly bring them up and annoy the fuck out of others. It could be also used to describe someone that likes someone when the feeling isn't mutual.

1. Sophie is so fine oml
2. Stop being a cum-guzzler, Finn. She doesn't even know you

by iloveguzzlingcum February 22, 2025

Slobber guzzle

The process of performing a sloppy blowjob and then swallowing every drop of cum.

There is no one that performs Slobber Guzzle like Barry does.

by Girl karma time May 22, 2025