a term for when a guy takes his girl/guy out for mexican food (preferably guacamole) and later during the night sticks his hard penis up their nose in hopes of covering it with boogers. he then proceeds to stick it in their mouth as they throw up upon his member.
-"Dude did you give Sarah a guacamole cannoli last night?"
-"Yeah, but I couldn't finish because her fuckin dog Tess came out and started barking."
-"Yeah, but I couldn't finish because her fuckin dog Tess came out and started barking."
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Get the Guala mug.While scowering the back alleys of Mexico City for a nefarious crackwhore, one happens upon a misleading prositute who claims to be a virgin. One then proceeds to a supposed defloweration while vociferating ten Hail Mary's to absolve oneself of all sins, past and present.
Upon an ill-fated journey of skullduggery, while vacationing in Mexico City, I found myself in need of redemption; so I gave that skank, carpetbagging slit a motherfucking Virgin of the Guadalupe.
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