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guacamole cannoli

a term for when a guy takes his girl/guy out for mexican food (preferably guacamole) and later during the night sticks his hard penis up their nose in hopes of covering it with boogers. he then proceeds to stick it in their mouth as they throw up upon his member.
-"Dude did you give Sarah a guacamole cannoli last night?"
-"Yeah, but I couldn't finish because her fuckin dog Tess came out and started barking."
by beepbeepbadeep April 13, 2009
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Gualala

Smallest Coastal California town ever. Inhabited by wannabe gangsters, aging hippies and fisherman. Not a place to visit if you want to have fun.
Where did you go for vacation?

Gualala.

Ohh man, sorry.
by Bob.Ert. December 28, 2009
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guagahsmokie

A type of remark one makes when they have made a mistake, either physically or mentally.
When little Johnny failed his test, he screamed out, "GUAGAHSMOKIE!!!!!!!"
by fill plates December 3, 2002
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Guadalajara

The sound that is made when yo girl starts choking on the dick
Ken was receiving a blowjob when Nacy started to Guadalajara.
by Gibmaster May 5, 2016
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Guacalollerskates

An extended version of "lol", when lol just doesnt cut it. A mixture of "rollerskates" and "Guacamole".... turned lol.
Jack: *falls off a cliff*

Bryce: GUACALOLLERSKATES!!!
by emilykj February 22, 2008
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Guala

A small sip of a drink
Hush I only took a guala of your water
by Ubansmartypants January 23, 2017
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Virgin of the Guadalupe

While scowering the back alleys of Mexico City for a nefarious crackwhore, one happens upon a misleading prositute who claims to be a virgin. One then proceeds to a supposed defloweration while vociferating ten Hail Mary's to absolve oneself of all sins, past and present.
Upon an ill-fated journey of skullduggery, while vacationing in Mexico City, I found myself in need of redemption; so I gave that skank, carpetbagging slit a motherfucking Virgin of the Guadalupe.
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