Goonsplosion

A large orgasm from masturbation.

Yesterday when I was jacking off, I swear I had a goonsplosion.

by bus stop slinky September 25, 2025

GoonSquad

A group, large or small, of gooner gents practicing the act of gooning together.

“Hey Bobby! Me and John are assembling the GoonSquad after the bar. You gooning with the GoonSquad or naw?

by HarrietBawls September 28, 2025

Goonslop

Low quality porn / Low quality thirst trappy videos and images. It can also mean poorly written smut, or the brain of a concurrent gooner.

Most of what you'll see on DeviantArt is goonslop.

"I'm sick of these fucking goonslop YouTube ads!"

by ttvgetscubedkid October 24, 2025

Goonsect

An ashy african american male who lives in a musky wet area who goons

"Man, Q dog needs to stop being a goonsect and get out his moms basement"
"That stupid fucking goonsect needs to get a job"

by BasicallyM November 5, 2025

Goonscrolling

doomscrolling but watching porn, watching porn passively

Driving and goonscrolling, watching porn while driving

by dr.supernut November 21, 2025

Goonslop

Something, that is a low effort/quality lewd/thirsty/smut content made for example: weird gooners and etc.
It can also mean thoughts of a gooner

"Every content you see from the Shantae community is made out of like three quarter goonslop"

"Fans will always defend their goonslop no matter what is told to it"

by JakubtheGoof January 14, 2026

Cate Gransaull

Cate is a one of a kind beauty. If your lucky enough to have a Cate in your life keep her close and never let her go. She has long silky hair and an amazing smile. She has the voice of an angle If you ever get the blessing of hearing her sing you might faint. She’s the thickest bitch on the block. Don’t test her or she’ll pull up on your ass. She’s always down to smoke some grass so hit her up for a good time.

“Omg Cate Gransaull said hi to me in the haul today”

“Cate Gransaull is such a slut”

“Cate Gransaull stop flashing old men”

by fatgirllove April 27, 2019