greaze

a verb meaning to do someone dirty.
For example, to tell your friend that you don't want to come to the party that you have to stay home becuase you have stuff around the house your mom is making you do.

Rahim greazed Eric last night when he didn't tell him about the party last night.

by MikeSal August 12, 2008

Greatestjournal

Awesome journal service, with MUCH more options than livejournal, such as image hosting, photo galleries, 1000 icons, etc. Most of the things you pay for on LJ are given for free on here (except the "name.journal.com").
Most commonly called "GJ"

Wow, GJ is so much better than LJ!

by Cow June 23, 2004

greased pig on crack

mad,insane. A grade one window licker.

that bird who played lois lane is as mad as a greased pig on crack

by mad dog February 25, 2004

grease up your baby

From the song, "Space Lord" by Monster Magnet. Used to refer to putting makeup and expensive clothing on someone that is otherwise disgusting/unattractive.

Grease up your baby for the ball on the hill.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

grease off

A competetive encounter between two (usually young) males of Italian/Hispanic heritage.

Derived from the term "dance-off" and the common perception that such ethnicities are "greasy".

Can involve posturing, dancing or weaponry depending upon the wishes of the participants.

Often conducted for the benefit of a female onlooker.

Wow look how Jose uses his blade! He will cut off Xavier's dick if this grease off gets any more intense.

by der Alte Fritz July 28, 2006

Bum Grease

The product of swamp ass that collects at the top of your butt crack.

My terrible case of swamp ass left a bum grease stain on my underwear.

by Amber Adamson January 24, 2009

The greatest pleasure a women could give to a man

I love doing this. Waking up in the morning, going under the sheets and sucking my husbands pipe while he is still sleeping.

pipe (dick)

by lovely June 23, 2004