Granny convoy

The build up of traffic behind an elderly person who refuses to approach the speed limit, often results in convoy participants being late.

I missed my own wedding because I was stuck in the back of a granny convoy.

by Ben J K June 10, 2008

granny fanny

The ost smelliest horriblist thing ever in the world. it has the smell of 80,000 corpses and looks like a giant squid giving head.

" ohh my god ur granny fanny is tickly"
"eeuuuggghhh dude"
"does that thing have a moustache"

by Lee April 6, 2005

granny slap

its when u take the grannys skin and slap it on your face!!!!

ask my grandma how it feels!

by Tyler B February 17, 2005

granny dipping

1. Having sexual intercourse with an extremely old woman.

2. Nasty dirty old person sex.

Mitch: Omg dude. That chick you had sex with is like 53!

Derrick: Is that wrong.

Mitch: Yes... Granny dipping is wrong...

by I_AM_THE_CLIT_COMMANDER February 15, 2008

granny pants

Any pair of women's pants that are "uncool" because they look like something your mom or grandma would wear. This often includes "relaxed fit" jeans, jeans that taper down to the ankles, anything in a old-school floral pattern, anything TOO stretchy, etc.

1) I was wearing granny pants and some girl teased me in the hallway.

by andriod5 January 13, 2006

granny panties

white cotton undies that old or fat ladies wear,and they pull them clear up to their tits

my mom wears granny panties

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

GrannyShift

changing gear really really slowly

Granny = Really Slow
Shift = Shift

Brian Spilner ( the white dude ) from fast n furious in his first race

by TiggerBoy November 19, 2003