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Gravy Gnome

A moniker for Justin.tv streamer Steven "Destiny" Bonnell Jr the 2nd. In February of 2014 while livestreaming Bonnell accidentally spilt a jar of gravy all over his blue trenchcoat, eventually leading chat to refer to him as the "Gravy Gnome" with the name sticking ever since.
After rescuing the swedish princess from the evil warlord known as Max, the Gravy Gnome and his beloved set off into the sunset...
by Cottonpapero July 29, 2022
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Sucker Gnomes

Dude that guy is soooo cool. He's such a Sucker Gnomes.
by Ronald McDonald Yo :) October 20, 2010
mugGet the Sucker Gnomesmug.

Drunken Gnome

A) A Gnome that is Drunk

B) Highly respected and idolized Fun loving drunk related to the dwarf community

C) Carefree and jolly midget badass who occasionally are sober for no longer then the time it takes to wake up and reach for their stein, put on their lax pointy hat, pocket their smoking utensils, and post up on their colorful mushroom throne. Order may change depending on circumstances.

D) Rumored to be descendants of the all powerful and holy beer gods these Gnomes are worshiped by all Gnomes and fellow 4 footers of every kind especially their not to distant relatives the Garden Gnome.
E) Ancestors of the Hungover Gnomes

F) The James Bond of Gnomes
Man the Drunken Gnome can drink! Not to mention he brought enough booze for all of us too!!!

When i grow up i wanna be just like them.

"How did he make that slam dunk!?" (BLAM! Right in the kisser) "Nobody questions a Drunken Gnome!"

May your days be plentiful and blessed by the Almighty Drunken Gnomes, Amen.
by DrunkenGnomes November 26, 2014
mugGet the Drunken Gnomemug.

Anus Gnome

When you have the need to take a huge shit but only a little bit comes out.
I was about to drop a huge deuce but it turned out to be an Anus Gnome
by Werycf October 30, 2018
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Gnome Ride

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over to make contact with there downstairs.
Dude, Helga is so tall! I want her to Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.
by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022
mugGet the Gnome Ridemug.

Virginity Gnome

A shorter person who's goal is to maintain the virginity of their friends.
Your mother is such a virginity gnome as she never lets us have sex.
by Dr. Gnome January 2, 2012
mugGet the Virginity Gnomemug.

Cigarette gnomes

A disease where the infected does not smoke cigarettes on a regular basis but occasionally one lit cigarette just appears in their hand and they commence the smoking just because it is already there and lit.
"Oh hey I didn't know you smoked cigarettes?"

"Oh no I just have cigarette gnomes"
by Tobacc co August 5, 2018
mugGet the Cigarette gnomesmug.

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