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Aftershock glow

When you're ex- girlfriend/boyfriend gets noticeably more attractive after the relationship is over:

Often a figmental allusion. Sometimes caused by a sudden motivation of the ex to impress others in means to consolidate their new entry into the single lifestyle.
"Damn Connor, her Aftershock glow has every guy in the school wanting to get in her pants! You might want to get her back."
by DryBurn April 15, 2016
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Glow up snob

A person who has a glow up (transformation or massive improvement to outward appearance, usually by learning how to dress or do makeup/hair) and suddenly thinks they are better than everyone else, even people they were friends with. This attitude can last from a short period as they become used to their newfound beauty to YEARS after their transformation. Due to this abrupt change in attitude and personality, the person usually cuts off the friends they now consider lower than them and seeks out connections with people they judge to be on or only slightly below their new, elevated level.

Not specific to gender, but much more common in girls/women. Can occur at any age, however it is most common in teens to early twenties, as changes in puberty can play a major role.

Also note: if the transformation is from "normal" or mainstream to a more vintage style, the glow up snob can also become a vintage bitch.
Person A: "Awww look at this picture! Joy was so little and cute back then!"
Person B: "Back then, sure. Too bad she grew up to be a glow up snob. She's just a jerk now."
by Venandi Daemonium January 25, 2022
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glowing computer chip

synonym to LED
was intended to be an insult towards LEDs, but actually makes for a good alternative title for them
— I hate those glowing computer chips so much!
- some jerk in Technology Connections comments, probably, circa 2020
by kalabochik November 14, 2025
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gamer glow

when they look so particularly sexy when nothing but the light from their pc monitor is on them
I was staring at him on facetime and realized he got that gamer glow fr
by TrueTeal January 6, 2023
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Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.
1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.
by Chrispies September 15, 2022
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Weng-weng Glow

A type of good skin glow that one will acquire through moderate binge-drinking of alcoholic beverages. Is usually expressed by intoxicated individuals.
"I lab laklak it gives me dat weng-weng glow"
by BoiLaklak November 4, 2018
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Post Goon Glow

(PGG)

The phenomenon of a person who has recently gooned having a sudden but fleeting glow up
“I looked in the mirror immediately after beating my shit raw to femboys and damn I looked amazing, that’s that post goon glow”
by CloudBax November 16, 2025
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