Glasgow smile

A nickname for the form of torture that involves cutting a victim's face from the edges of the mouth to the ear, the cut, or its scars, form an "extension" of what resembles a smile. Usually the victim is given a small cut, around 1/4"-1/2", in the corners of the mouth and is then further injured by kicking, stabbing, or other means, causing them to scream and the cuts to further tear. It is also known as a Glasgow grin, Chelsea smile, or Chelsea grin.

Notably the Black Dahlia Murder, in which the victim was cut in half at the waist and given a Glasgow Smile. But maybe not in that order.

by Muhreetard December 18, 2008

glakka

slang for a womens vagina

she was sat there with a mini skirt on and her glakka showing .

by chewychump March 11, 2010

Glasgow Bagpiper

Sexual act in which a man receives a very involved blow job mimicking the act of playing the bagpipes. The giver uses one hand to massage the balls and the other to stimulate the prostate. It is said to be a favorite Scotsmen young and old.

Angus was in a foul mood when he went down to the pub, but after a couple of pints and a Glasgow Bagpiper he felt like a new man.

by drunkenirishslang July 11, 2011

Glass Shoulder

The shoulder of a person that is made of glass. Particularly one that is prone to dislocation on mild impact with water / other objects.

Jeeezz...Harry's Glass Shoulder shattered when he hit the water! Now its all dislocated and ting.

by digital_rebel September 7, 2011

Glasgow Subcrawl

A daytrip round the orbital Glasgow Subway (AKA Clockwork Orange) getting off at each stop to visit a pub and have a pint. There's 15 stops and therefore 15 pints.... Although it's commonly accepted that you should "Complete the circle" and finish back where you started, therefore having 16 pints in order to have fully conquered the Subcrawl.

- "I'm doing the Glasgow Subcrawl on Saturday"

_ "Ooft!! Are you some sort of alcoholic mentalist"?!

by Stoo340 October 16, 2012

glass nipples

The result of cold canadian winters creating nipples so hard they could cut glass.

"Hey bro, you might want to wear a coat, the winds are causing some mad glass nipples."

by CamelToeKa October 28, 2013

Glass Marble

Most guys, and even many women, do not know this. The clitoris becomes engorged with blood upon arousal, making it hard, much like a penis. The term derives from the shape of the clitoral glans (the round part under the clitoral hood and the part that can actually be seen) and how hard it gets.

I got my girlfriend so horny that she got a glass marble.

by annarky June 7, 2014