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Gage

“Hey baby, want to get gaged?”
“Sure, come and gage me.”
by Joe P. Moneyman February 3, 2023
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Gage

Gage is a funny and weird guy. He is sweet and caring but will drop you if someone better comes along. He is dumb but hilarious. Good guy to date while he likes you but when he loses feelings or WHATEVER else he's gone in a heartbeat, will care and love in a relationship until the last breath. He's a straight forward guy and doesn't beat around the bush. Loves death metal. Everyone always sees the annoying weird side of him but if you ever get to personally know him you'll see how sweet and cute and caring he really is. Be careful because he's a troublemaker and a heartbreaker. He has zero rizz but ends up pulling mad fine girls.
If you ever meet a Gage you'll either be lucky or unlucky if he comes into your life.
by Lilmademm March 15, 2023
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Gage

Gage; A fuck-wit that can’t spell or turn off his Fans.
Did you hear about gage? Guys a class A tard “
by BigHeadedBirdy May 5, 2022
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gage helfrich

"I want to be gage helfrich when i'm older"
by Ghh February 27, 2018
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Gage Take

A take (or opinion) on something that is so horribly bad that nothing could be a worse take and no one would ever agree with it. If someone says the worst possible opinion on a topic then it would be known as a Gage take.
Gage: I personally think that pineapple belongs on pizza.
Everyone else: That’s a Gage Take.
by IgnoredShark April 23, 2023
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Gage

Gage sucks ass, ngl he has a massive cock tho, his bestfriends name is Ryan (usually sounds like Brian) Likes someone WAY out of his league
Whos that?
Oh that's just Gage
He sucks ass
by Gage Cormier November 6, 2020
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Gage

Gage is the name of a perfect husband. He cute, sexy, smart, makes you blush, makes you smile, makes you laugh, makes you happy and you just cannot live without him. He would never be the one to breakup with you or cheat on you. He would never say anything rude to you, and he doesn’t like to joke around (i think). I LOVE YOU GAGE
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