Coffee-functional

Adj: you become functional in the morning only after having had your cup of coffee

Are you coffee-functional?

by Sexydimma March 4, 2026

mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.

they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.

by alw259 May 6, 2025

Finctional

(Adj.)
Feen•k•shun•null

Something that is not real but still has a purpose.

Fictional yet functional.

Elizabeth's imaginary friend Jennifer obviously isn't real, but it keeps her sane to think she is. Jennifer is finctional.

by Ricky Spaniiiiish June 5, 2017

Fuction

Fuction

A situation, event or circumstance in which human beings of both sex are fully aware of how dangerous, unprofitable, illegal, fattening, stressful, for which there is no way out without suffering one of the previous implications or effects; however there is always a structural set of events that make it work for one trying to escape, making the following results; such as happiness, sex, profitable, proudness, positive learning, destressing ones state, making this word "Fuction" a combination of the formerly described Fucked, yet function.

by Scottynel April 18, 2018

Fonctionnaire

Has more breaks and vacancies than an unemployed person

You haven't worked for two years and you want to raise your salary !? You really are a Fonctionnaire

by KneeeT November 16, 2018

Fuction

Noun: Friction from fucking; friction that is built up from poorly lubricated intercourse; Friction during poorly lubricated anal with an overly hairy asshole resulting in the inadvertent painful plucking of the hairs around the asshole during thrusting.

Last night the guy Raw-dogged me in the ass and the fuction made me bleed.

by PhillipYerbutole August 28, 2022

funationship

Where two people are involved but only for the most pleasant parts of a dating relationship. The fun things in life are shared and make a shared experience and memory. The drudgery.. we leave to others.

This can be going to Coachella, EDC, Bass Canyon or even the museum. Fun only and no responsibilities, they are taken care of by others.

I met Daddy 3 days ago and he insists on a funationship, leaving work to others… he’s talking about Disneyland and HARD Summer❣️

by Limitless1 November 2, 2025