French teacher

The French teachers; they have an impressive collection of scarves and are never seen without one on. They refuse to speak english to their students out of class, and walk around like they are the principal. Truly horrifying people.

Oh look it's the French teacher! I hope she doesn't suffocate me with her scarf today :D

by Anonymous carrot 19284 April 14, 2021

French teacher

a french teacher is always very bitchy and rude. she always favours the "SMARTER" kids. a french teacher always holds you in the classroom after the lunch bell and yells at the students. french teachers are the rudest kinds of teachers. She also doesn't let you go to the toilet untill you ask her in french

my french teacher is a bitchy women. whos isnt?

by Fmjfmjfmjfmj September 28, 2020

French Goat

A slang term for a boner or an erection.

Boy: "Dude, that girl turns me on!"
Boy 2: "Ah, crap! I can see your french goat!"
Boy: "Holy shit, let me put that away!!"

by TheMedicineMan March 02, 2011

french snorkal

Receiving oral pleasure while the "giver" is submerged under water struggling for air. Preferably in a hot tub or some form of water.

While on vacation I received a French Snorkal in the swimming pool.

by midnight rider2727 October 09, 2017

French Rinse

A French Rinse is when you use the next wine to rinse out your wine glass instead of water.

Give me that bottle, I'm going to do a French Rinse before pouring my next glass.

by Jacaranda November 08, 2021

French Grinches

The grinches in the super modeling industry.

Jack…I want you to paint me…like one of your French grinches🥺

by Beetle fetus December 16, 2022

french wallop

The act of ejaculating on a baguette, inserting it into your partner's rectum using a roofing hammer, then shouting "Voilá" *chefs kiss*

Jacque: "I gave me sœur a French wallop last night, it was très magnifique!"

by Mintedmushypeas November 20, 2020