ford clitaurus

An older ford taurus that doesn't run well.
A portmanteau of clit + taurus; A piece of shit car.

look at that looser try and race his ford clitaurus!

by wallbangicus December 4, 2009

Ford's Theatre

A derivative of a Lincoln's Hat with the difference being the female having oral sex performed on her is currently on her period.

I thought I was giving my girlfriend a Lincoln's Hat but only found out after I started that she was on the rag. Turns out I gave her a Ford's Theatre!

by Noxid625 May 15, 2016

Graham Ford

He's sexier than Kate Upton. If you ever meet him your penis will explode from how manly he is.

I wish I could lick graham ford's ear.

by Hugh Gedick May 30, 2013

Betty Ford It

When you have been on a rock star drinking and bad-decision making binge. You then ground yourself and put yourself into an imaginary rehab, in your own home, for a period of no more than a month.

NiNi and CeeTee were out of control last weekend. They better Betty Ford It.

"Dude, we were wrecked last night"
"I know, I can't find my panties, we totally need to Betty Ford It"

by You're Welcome October 30, 2012

Ford Pinto

A car that explodes.

Ford created a car called the ford pinto that when used, creates a black hole and explodes the man and everything he owns into oblivion.

Y’all ever just ford pinto?

by TheAnswerIs9 December 29, 2019

Martin Ford

A term used to describe a fat loser with no mates. He usually gets errections over Tai Lady Boys and he fingers his own ass

Oh man, I saw a Martin Ford the other day. He had tranny porn on the t.v.

by tklol December 15, 2008

Ford Anger

This truck is a cross breed between a 89 ranger and some serious dispositions a freind may have twards his truck.

the Ranger label NOW reads ANGER due to serious beatings.

HAVE YOU SEEN FORD ANGER, well i have shit that truck sounds horrid, id be angry to. Take it to a muffler shop, i think your cat's cracked.

by AP October 4, 2004