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Podium finish

There's been an influx of silly new slang words to the general population of late. Words such as "banter", "allow noun" and "MOLE".

While these are all in good fun, what we need in this time of wars, global warming and increasing childhood obesity is a phrase with the power to exaggerate life's GOOD THINGS with the hearty penache they deserve. For this purpose, I elect the phrase "PODIUM FINISH"
"Wow, look at this superior cheese on toast I have grilled!"
"That really is good cheese on toast - PODIUM FINISH!"

"I am 13, and NOT pregnant"
"Well done babes, PODIUM FINISH!"

"Mate, I just used my amazing banter skills to mole this girl up"
"Chye boi, PODIUM FINISH"
by podium.finish May 1, 2010
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fancy finish

A professional "massage" that ends with relief (ejaculation).
If you want a fancy finish it's another $50.

Or

Are you down for a fancy finish?

How about a rub and a fancy finish?
by SleepingRoger August 2, 2012
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flip n finish

After a long session plunging your trouser truncheon up your loved ones "no entry", you do them the courtesy of "flipping" them so they can watch you "finish"...

like a gentleman.
God, Keiran was so lovely last night, he drove so far to see me and he even gave me a Flip n finish!
by Sexcop October 11, 2019
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Ioannis (the Finished man)

Aka teleiomenos andras in greek, is the greek guy named Giannis who likes to overdose in cigarettes, wine, lamb, whiskey and vodka. He is always ready for the last moment of his life as a chance to overdose again.
Gianni (Ioannis (the finished man)) you look like you have quitted life.
Yes my friend! Now smoke with me and let me put some lamb for you on the fire.
by gr_turbovtec November 20, 2021
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A bloody finish

a bloody finish is where when your about to cum you take ur dick out and punch ur girl or pleasurable partner in the nose and saying that’s a bloody finish
Steve”I gave my girl a bloody finish/tom”what’s that/Steve”i punched my girl in the nose and said that’s a bloody finish
by Aidzhas no aids October 30, 2023
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Pearl Finish

A classier cream pie, when only a small "pearl" of cum leaks out.
Dude 1: What makes it classy porn?
Dude 2: When it's a pearl finish.
by emeraldeyes May 22, 2016
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Finished

I’m Finished
I’m Finished”
by DevRH December 1, 2022
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