Montecristo Finish

The act of blowing your load down her throat while making her zamboni the piss crust off the lilly pads in the toilet bowl. To really get her off, you need to stick a Montecristo mini in her eyeball during the act.

I gave that bitch the Montecristo Finish and she sucked it up and wanted another.

by Yo Momma Don't Care November 28, 2021

1 in the bottom, 2 in the top, and finish on the bottom.

the boss phase sequence in destiny 2: Beyond Light's "Disgraced" strike, referring to the 1 phase the boss appears on the bottom at the start of the final encounter, the 2 phases up on the rear wooden platform, and a final phase back at the bottom of the room.

not an innuendo for sexual positioning whatsoever.

"remember, give her 1 in the bottom, 2 in the top, and finish on the bottom. take it easy now, so as to avoid accidents boys."

by ParkCity November 17, 2020

shit finish

An exclamation used for summoning help, when you're done defecating and need someone to clean your ass.

Momma, shit finish!

by Marquis de Cod July 13, 2021

finishing the document

Slang used by middle aged married men who use business as an excuse for homosexual activity at gas stations

“Honey, will you be home soon?” “Sorry dear I’m just finishing the document and I’ll be home soon.”

by Tralalalash September 27, 2023

Three-Shart Finish

When someone on X is so triggered, they block someone, delete posts, and change their name after an exchange they've lost.

"Ooh! Look at that fuckwit. He's only gone and done a Three-Shart Finish"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 4, 2025

Finishing up from home

Closing the ticket I last worked on and heading to the pub

I've almost completed the job, I'm just finishing up from home.

by LANtech edition March 30, 2023

cheeky finish

When you empty your ballsack in an unexpected place inside someone.

What the fuck Jack? You had to do a fucking cheeky finish didn't you?

by MrFuckJugs June 6, 2017