Ferret

A frail and weak young man, who is passed around and raped in prison by hard prisoners, and grows to embrace his effeminate side.

Person 1: Free Tay-K, (Taymor Travon McIntyre) he didn't do nothing wrong.
Person 2: That boys a Ferret for life now, with his busted booty hole, he won't be the same, chill.

by PapaPsych June 8, 2023

Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.

Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!

by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017

Mrs ferret

An old evil narcissistic delusional pe teacher who will happily give you a zero anytime and anywhere

Who's that crazy lady over there
Oh that's just Mrs ferret

by Maybe I wanna use my real name April 13, 2019

Bowel Ferret

Bowel ferret is another word for your cock.

Did you give her the bowel ferret last night youth

The purple headed bowel ferret

by Fletch1975 March 18, 2020

Ferreting

When a person defecates in the corner of a room. Usually because someone has wronged them.

Jimmy was caught ferreting in his bosses office corner after he was fired unexpectedly.

by Teddy1971 January 14, 2023

french ferret

a stupid idiot who does good, also a fr*nch and a gay

wow i fucking hate french ferret

by abbabamoment July 25, 2023

Ferret

Ok now kids this is purely for educating kids

DONT AND I REPEAT don’t EVER SAY HIS NAME

U all know what I mean u all know what ‘he’ means

Ferret is a devil ferret . oh shit

Oh shit

Oh shit

I said the name

RUN

Ferret is cumming 🍆

by Whipster machine is a van February 22, 2020