Facially Challenged

Ugly. Can also mean non-photogenic.

I know that's a bad picture of me. They're all bad - I'm facially challenged.

by Mummanummamah April 8, 2010

Chocolate facial

The act of shitting on a man or woman's face, than evenly spreading it across their face, as if it were a facial. Then, the nipples of the man or woman are cut off and placed on the eyes, like cucumbers are in a regular facial.

Dude what happened to your nipples? And why do you smell like bigfoot's dick?

Aww man, my girl gave me a Chocolate facial last night. It hurt like a bitch.

by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008

european facial

getting cum blasted with nice bread on your head

lauren got a european facial last night

by blastcum August 4, 2016

Salty facial

When a man ejaculates all over a woman's face repeatedly till her face is completely covered in seaman

I just gave my girl a salty facial

by Wjfb February 10, 2021

Dishwasher Facial

What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.

Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.

by mblxv April 8, 2013

basketball facial

The act of making a basketball shot with a defender right in front of you

Did you see that Ron?! That defender just got a basketball facial

by CurtHolls March 8, 2015

Wussy facial

The act spreading ones vaginal lips and placing the clitoris one someones face specifically the nose

If you dont shut your mouth im going to give you a wussy facial

by ADalluge October 23, 2008