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Facebook

Something that caused me to use the computer less often ever since my mother discovered it.
Mom: Hey can I check my email on Facebook?

Me: Again??????

Mom: It will only be a minute. I'll hand it right back.

Me: -Sigh- Fine, but I need it back because I need to do some homework on the computer.

-1 Hour Later-

Me: When you getting off?? I need to do my homework!

Mom: I'll be off in a minute.

Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dancing with Fire September 11, 2011
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Facebook

Social website that may nil your chances of getting hired or fired.
Guy got fired over that status update on Facebook
by Fleursdelilylove April 11, 2010
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Facebook

A stupid website that used to be great before the teenagers and twilight moms took over it. Basically, on Facebook, you talk to people you don't know, 'friend' famous people, and share photos. Honestly, the only things Facebook is useful for are:

1. Posting pictures
2. Planning events

But no, people don't do that with Facebook. Instead, they waste all their time not making a difference in the world and instead playing some stupid game, cramming apps into their page, and gawping at some stupid status like "i juzt finished eating some pi lol" or "hy n00bz, lets al get some pizzazz!!!1!!111!!!one!!" when there's so much they can do instead, like hang out with REAL friends or go to a bar. People call it a "Social Network" but social time is actually and physically BEING with someone, not chatting with them in doofus language. Put blankly, Facebook is stupid and a stalker's dream.
I'd rather be with my girlfriend in real life than 'talk' to her over Facebook.
by TheReshiram December 30, 2010
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facebook

Facebook is a online site where you can add people you know check there pictures, write on there wall, ect. you can also play games like farmville.
(i click onto my friends facebook profile)
Me : hey u want to go to the cinema later?
-20 mins later-
her: okay sure. what time
me: erm now if u like. the film starts in 20 mins. ly
her: cya there.
by Chelsiee December 5, 2009
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Facebook

A social network site that is home to stalkers, rapist, child molesters, teenagers (more girls than boys), collage students, and 8-12 year olds who think its cool to friend random people and will most likey fall victim to a rapist/child molesters due to ignorance of false advertising queers.

And is now becoming home to more stalker/rapists/child molesters because of the new thing coming to their site: a locater that tells where people facebooking on their cell phones or laptops (mobile) are, almost the exact location. coming sometime late 2010 or in 2011 i think.
Smart guy: whoever invented facebook must like allowing people to find other people to stalk/rape/child molest, also its for loser and, according to UD, college kids.

Duhm girl: No, Face book is cool i have like 19539 friends!

Smart guy: do you know any of them?

Duhm girl: uh only 6 or 7.

Smart guy: well have fun getting stalked/ raped/child molested, girl that looks hot but actually is stupid.
by Waffles492 August 22, 2010
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facebook

It's so easy for stalkers nowadays; with twitter, facebook, and myspace, they can get all of our information!
by theycallmejew November 30, 2009
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Facebook

A place where a bunch of Pedos, Slutty girls, and bad parents waste their lives away talking to walls, putting millions of photos up, stalking girls, playing shitty games and also where murderers find their prey.
I need to do an assignment.. meh.. Time for facebook.
by Dylbinator October 13, 2010
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