A football (or any sport) widow is a lady forced to get a replacement sex partner during the football season. Her husband is so busy lusting after the big macho football players that she can bring her boy friend over & screw him in their bed. The stupid ass husband never even notices.
A sex starved football widow has to go elsewhere for sex.Can be to a guy or another girl. Often it's the wife of husband's football watching buddy.
by BiGJ_54 April 3, 2006
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Typically arrogant in all aspects, and believe that anyone who doesn't play the sport is a female's genitalia. They claim to be superior to everyone and will brag about how much bench press (which is usually exaggerated BS). They treat the sport like its warfare, but until they join a military service and go throught he rigorous training of combat and be able to apply that to a firefight and CQC, then they should really just shutup and learn to play the sport for fun and not to be a little POS with plastic armour and a ball on a playing field who loves to brag about their "soldiering". (I'm looking at you High School jocks)
I've been preparing myself for BCT and OSUT, but apparently I'm a pussy because I'm not a Football Player.
by FMPleads April 17, 2016
Get the Football Player mug.a sexual activity where the receiving party is on all fours, like doggy-style, and the giver stands behind them, squats down and places one hand(palm up) into the vagina and the other hand(palm down) in the ass. This move resembles a quarterback crouched behind the center ready to receive the hike.
Dude: Man I heard that chick was loose as hell.
Other Dude: Tell me about, I was able to give her the football snap.
Other Dude: Tell me about, I was able to give her the football snap.
by jt money smith December 28, 2007
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(Note: I'm talking about American football, fucking Euro-Trash)
Think of a rugby player, only bigger, stronger, faster, smarter, and in pads.
Think of a rugby player, only bigger, stronger, faster, smarter, and in pads.
by Tonio31 August 13, 2006
Get the Football player mug.A clever, hypothetical weapon used to attack an enemy that's making BS comments using football analogies. See "James Carville Goes Off on Fareed Zakaria" on Youtube.
"Ya he talked about an offensive linebacker.. when I read that I wanted to hit him with a football bat." - James Carville
by Dave:P December 7, 2011
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