fart 

1. It's shit without the mess. That almost sounds like an ad doesn't it?

2.Something that you can handle smelling if you farted, but will clear a room fast.

1. Are you tired of shitting yourself to clear a room? Do you wish that there was an easier way? Well, now there is! All you have to do is fart. All the sounds, smells and feelings of shit, without the hassle of cleaning it up!

2. Damn, that fart smells good...I think I'll stay home today and enjoy it. Maybe I'll spend my whole day in a closet to keep the smell together...

fart by explodinglightbulb13 March 28, 2009

fart 

when a dude/chick/animal/other shoots wind out of its ass, sometimes making a noise. can sometimes smell(very bad) chicks don't like it. guys are usually proud of their farts. some people even enjoy the smell of their own farts.

chick: i love you
dude: (farts)
chick: ew, freak!

fart by bananersrgood April 19, 2009

Fart 

Little, tiny poop particles flying out of your ass at supersonic speeds, therefore creating a minature sonic boom.

"Did you fucking Fart? You Asshole."

Fart by thevictor13 September 26, 2008

fart 

Shits with the same funny sound and same vile smell but no fuss, no mess!

Jim- "Holy shit! Your going to need a change of underwear."
Xavier-"Nahh, it's all good. I only farted."

fart by HARASSS November 23, 2010

fart 

1. The best feeling in the world once you let it out.

2. A extremely smelly thing. Sometimes you fart so hard you shit your pants.

Anthony: (fart)
Bob: Dude what was that
Anthony: ahhhh that felt so good i farted

2. Phil: (extreme fart)
Bob: What the hell was that!?
Phil: Oops. I guess I shit my pants again

fart by IMNOTVERYCREATIVEBITCHES April 28, 2013

fart 

poorly made fan-art.

-hey , did you see steve's LOTR fan art ?
- that ugly thing? that wasnt fanart , it was barely a fart...

fart by stevesfart September 29, 2013

Fart 

There are many different types

The Leaky Pipe: When gas slowly oozes out your crack, and a low hissing sound is audible.

The Fake: A toot that has no odor.

Perfume: A fart that smells good. Very rare.

Wet Gas: When pieces of shit prom your previous diarrhea come out with your gas.

Steam: Made when in a cold place. Results is a visible gas seen erupting from the butt.

Whether a fart or a toot
It's never mute

Fart by Shazamalam November 21, 2013