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evoligionist

Like a many fundamentalist Christians, these macro evolutionist do not objectively look at confounding information any longer, but engage in the same illogical rants and name calling as the Christians they hold in contempt.

For them macro evolution is their religion.
James, as an evoligionist, could not understand why people saw design in the properties of a bacterium.
by benrush123 April 3, 2010
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emology

The study of Emily Gene Taylor. Born October 2nd 1985, 2:36 pm.


see emily, em
I have a masters in emology.
Johnny is an emologist.
by em_ology March 7, 2005
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ecologopathic

adj. - Ecologo relating to ecology, environment. Pathic, bad, cause of suffering, harmful. Ecologopathic - unhealthy for the environment.
Pooper scoopers are ecologopathic, the droppings are part of the food chain and essential to the balance of nature.
by Orit Hizme July 30, 2008
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evopollution

Is the cause of by which pollution interfers with natural evolution; causing defomities in wildlife ie. disturbing adaptation and biodiversity in our ecosystems.
Don't cause evopollution; go green or go salmonoid.
by RDTejeda October 4, 2009
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evolutionarily

Adverb: 1. Pertaining to evolutionary functions as they apply to stupid behaviour. The death of an individual in the pursuit of a particularly stupid stunt or activity, thereby eradicating their stupid genes from the human gene pool (especially if the individual has not yet bred) - cf survival of the fittest; genetic adaptation.
It is in the interests of the survival of humans as a whole that such people die in the pursuit of these actions, as otherwise they may reproduce and therefore pass on these stupid genes to their offspring.
2. Adaptation; changes occurring across an entire species as it adapts to its environment.
'Hopefully the dumb Australian explorers Burke and Wills did not breed prior to dying evolutionarily. It would not be in the Darwinian interests of the species for such idiots to have children.'
'It was only a matter of time before Steve Irwin died evolutionarily. Unfortunately he left sprogs behind - hopefully they will not be as dumb as he was.'
'Evolutionarily speaking wisdom teeth, beards and male nipples should have disappeared by now since they are completely useless these days.'
by LouLou333 April 7, 2010
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Evolutionise

To reinvent an existing way of working
We have evolutionised the catering industry
by CCESlimited November 15, 2011
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Evoli

EVOLI \ ee-voh-lee\

Definition: A quintet hailing from McHenry, IL, with a list of musical influences so long, that attempts to classify the band’s genre often result in injury.

Origin: Childhood friends and the founding members, Annie and Jeff, birthed Evoli when they put their musical talents together eventually producing their EP, Fight or Flight and first album, Wake up. Over the years the duo had gone through many member line-up changes until they stumbled upon this formula with Brian, Kauri, and Jeremy that seemed to fit oh-so nicely. Following the release of Evoli’s Big, Black & Beautiful Record, Annie went on to pursue her other passions and Evoli adopted local songstress Dakotah Rose to complete the beautiful transformation into the suburban super-group that it is today.
Q: what's an evoli?
A: the name of a pokemon... in french OR an awesome band that we should go see
by youshouldahadaV8 November 26, 2011
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