tornado emergency

When a tornado becomes so big and so strong the National Weather Service suddenly fears it and starts blurting out words like "THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COCVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY."

"John- it's not looking good out here."

"Jebsy, what does it-"

"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."

"Shit, got it."

Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.

by RiceOfCourse December 14, 2022

early emerging artist

1. A foetal stage artist in the womb of their emerging career.

2. A suppressive term that allows youth to eliminate the outdated term equally implied ageist term "emerging artist".

3. Doesn't apply to men.

nah forget her, she's not emerging. oh wait she is, but she's not young enough to be early emerging artist. he is though.

by absoluteexpert69 December 7, 2021

Emergency cardigan

Cardigan brought by a friend in case of emergency such us wardrobe malfunction or to cover hickies or other forgotten marks from kinky sex play

I had to get a friend to bring me an emergency cardigan a few weeks ago due to a bite mark on my shoulder

by EcoTantric June 11, 2018

emergency brown out

When you experience a near miss accident that could easily result in death and soil yourself out of shock.

I almost got hit by a bus and had an Emergency Brown Out. I had to go home and change my pants.

by JC360 February 5, 2023

emergency frog situation

Something that was found on reddit and was ‘spammed all over twitter’

That severe storm was an emergency frog situation!

by whiteate33 January 2, 2024

Emergency napkin stash

A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.

I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.

by RoundenBrown December 5, 2019

Emergency Top

Emergency Top (noun, slang): A gay man who typically prefers the receptive (bottom) role during sex but is willing to take on the insertive (top) role when circumstances require it—such as when no one else is available to top or when the situation calls for flexibility.

“He’s a total bottom, but when his boyfriend was sick, he pulled through as an emergency top.”

by drewtini June 22, 2025