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DNA Donor

A father so lousy, so awful, that the only good he ever did for you was help bring you into this world by donating some sperm and DNA
Jerry: Hey Jude! Isn’t that guy over there your dad?
Jude: He ain’t no daddy. He’s my father, AKA DNA donor, AKA the worst person I’ve ever known!
by Unorthodoxy July 19, 2021
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Blood donor blitz

Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.
You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."

Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"

You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."
by PulpFriction September 14, 2021
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Organ donor

Hey, can I have your organs?
Hym "Do you need me to put the little orange organ donor stick on my license or are you just going to help yourself? Cuz it seem like you just helping yourself to whatever I have to offer is the general theme around here..."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
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Back Donor Camel Toe

Where the bum is big and shapely enough to give the outline of a camel toe if the girl doesn't have one to begin with. Usage
"Damn my eyes blurred and I though it was camel toe, but she is dummy thicc! Clear case of Back Donor Camel Toe!"
by CMeRolling March 3, 2024
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Bridge Dyno

noun
1. The common mans method for applying mechanical and frictional load to a vehicle.
2. A device for measuring mechanical power, especially one that measures the output or driving torque of a rotating machine.
While testing a vehicle, amateur automotive tuners without access to a dyno (or automotive dynamometer) may employ the use of a Bridge Dyno. i.e. Finding a hill or overpass that, when driven, applies a steadily increasing and decreasing load level on the engine. Bridge Dynos on roads with a median make excellent testing grounds as the turn-arounds can be used to repeat test runs in succession under consistent conditions.
by V7P3R March 24, 2024
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Daisy Dinora Ortiz

Daisy Dinora Ortiz is the only and only girl I love. She is perfect, gorgeous, fabulous, beautiful, astonishing, mouth dropping. I love my princesa so much and I always will. She means the world to me just as how I mean the world to her. I will never stop loving my princesa..
Daisy Dinora Ortiz bounced on it
by dtx_josiah May 27, 2025
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LAN donor

Homophone for an individual with legal title to one or more parcels of acreage, but refers to something entirely different --- i.e., an individual or company dat provides an internet-coverage system to a certain geographical area at no charge to da residents.
As much money as Bill Gates has amassed from da internet, you'd think dat he could at least be a LAN donor to lower-income areas around da USA. (Oh, wait --- a quick Google search says dat he actually does indeed already do this, but he really should provide for more communities than he currently does.)
by QuacksO August 21, 2025
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