1) Your buddy gets too drunk and starts making a fool of himself. Someone (also quite drunk) takes it upon themselves to help them, usually poorly, and becomes the drunken martyr.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how Randy puked on Anna when she tried to help him last night? He was so drunk he couldn't even walk outside."
Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."
Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."
by lavish May 20, 2014
Get the Drunken Martyrmug. Drunken yobs meaning young people drunk on an old mans drive/path/road trying to see what is happening but then gets filmed by the old man and put on Facebook.
Old man:"Another bunch of Drunken yobs on berry hill again"
Young people: "fuck off , it's illegal to film minors"
Young people: "fuck off , it's illegal to film minors"
by Yutes June 25, 2017
Get the drunken yobsmug. It's when your licking a girl out and when you hold on to her hands and bite her clit, she will then start to grown and look like a dragon on skunk.
by Great-warriorcj April 8, 2016
Get the angry drunken skunkmug. by Bran G February 16, 2020
Get the drunken mermaidmug. A wonderful concoction made from one part whiskey and one part REAL maple syrup. best served hot or cold.
hey bartender!
I am cold and I have no energy. what should I have?
bartender: imma gonna hook you up with some a this dank drunken sap poor fella.
I am cold and I have no energy. what should I have?
bartender: imma gonna hook you up with some a this dank drunken sap poor fella.
by ilpvemaplesytru July 10, 2009
Get the drunken sapmug. When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night
Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call
by blupopscl July 23, 2016
Get the drunken sleepmug. When its drunk o clock and the guy or girl comes to the part between the time of 2am - am and scoops up everyone who is DTF
Bob just did a drunken scoop on all of Chrissy's hammered friends!
Ew, Chris is such a drunken scoop guy - stay away!
Ew, Chris is such a drunken scoop guy - stay away!
by whatchuiwant May 14, 2015
Get the drunken scoopmug.