drunkleman

behaving like a gentleman only when you are drunk

"Jake is such a drunkleman after a few beers."

"Jane is acting drunklemanly again.. must be pissed."

by Badumts April 16, 2014

Dinkleboo

A stage 5 clinger also categorized as a turd ball hanging from an ass hair

Dude, we went out one time and she is already a dinkleboo

by Osiris944 April 4, 2016

drinklination

A portmantea of Drink and Inclination. A way for gauging how much someone would like a drink.

Person 1: "Hey Person 2, Fancy going for a drink after work?"
Person 2: "Depends on my drinklination by 5 o'clock."

Person 1: "What's your drinklination?"
Person 2:"I'm like a marooned pirate trying to open a washed up barrel of rum!"

by T.J.A.M. June 3, 2016

dinklecotton

the word dinklecotton comes from the word dinkleberry, rather than having shit in your ass hair (dinkleberry)
instead you have lose bits of toilet paper in your ass hair. (dinklecotton)

ah fuck I got dinklecotton stuck up my ass again!

by The guy with website humor May 8, 2017

Dinkle

A person prone to doing or saying obviously stupid things.

Why can't you put things back where you found them you dinkle!

by Harshbuttrue February 9, 2018

Dinkleberg Syndrome

When you blame all your problems on one person/thing.

Person with Dinkleberg Syndrome: You're the source of all my problems!
Doctor: I'm afraid you have a severe case of Dinkleberg Syndrome.

by Golden Inferno May 10, 2018

drinketizers

The combination of drinks and appetizers.

That place has a great happy hour, let’s meet there for drinketizers!

by Samantha Lane March 22, 2019