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Cat kneading dough gif 

Slang:gif- I want to massage and/or sleep with you.

Syn: 'netflix and chill'
Popularly used on Facebook messenger as a booty call. Much like the aubergine emoji has become to mean 'penis' the cat kneading dough gif has become the gif form of 'netflix and chill'.

Barking leather doughnut 

“The barking leather doughnut” is another name for a butthole that is in the process of letting a fart.
My barking leather doughnut really drove my wife nuts last night as it belched it’s hot breath under the covers.

Dirty Chai Doughnut 

A psychological warfare tactic in 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu when you wear see through spandex on days you are practicing certain aspects of the rubber guard. During practice your opponent is forced to look at your butt hole over and over again and is rendered mentally broken by the time everyone is ready for sparring.
"I dropped a Dirty Chai Doughnut on him right before we rolled and it wrecked his mental game."

The yeast dough theory 

The yeast dough theory
says, that women are better suited to bouldering than men, because they can do splits like a yeast dough .
You can pull apart a yeast dough and if you make a slit in it, it will rises better.
I am a supporter of the yeast dough theory.

running fuck at a rolling doughnut 

A running fuck at a rolling doughnut is an action doomed to failure.
"He can go and take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut for all I care."

Glazed Doughnut 

A Ring of Sperm left around Ones anus after Anal Sex
After The Buttsex Session, Jim left His Girlfriend A Glazed Doughnut