Redefining Douchebag: I think I'll post a definition of "douchebag" on Urban Dictionary.
Intelligent Person: But there are 219 definitions of "douchebag" there already. What do you have to say that hasn't already been said multiple times before?
Redefining Douchebag: Duhhh... I guess I could offer myself as an example...
Intelligent Person: But there are 219 definitions of "douchebag" there already. What do you have to say that hasn't already been said multiple times before?
Redefining Douchebag: Duhhh... I guess I could offer myself as an example...
by Soph0phile December 18, 2011
Get the redefining douchebag mug.When two parties argue fiercely, and in the heat of the moment agree on something; Sometimes ending the argument.
"Are Tony and Zach still arguing?"
"Nah, they Agreed on the Douchebag about how much they hate Oscar."
"Nah, they Agreed on the Douchebag about how much they hate Oscar."
by Comrade_Yezhov December 16, 2009
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A person, most likely a male, who makes douchebag statements that are sexist, racist, or just simply offensive, and decides whether it is a joke or not based on peoples opinions
by Mrs anon April 2, 2022
Get the Schrödinger‘s douchebag mug.What used to be accurate on this site, was replaced by a bunch of people who defined it because they really had no clue what it meant. A douchebag is a pretentious, sugar coated prick, but with emphasis on pretentious and sugar coated. It's not an adjective for an asshole, because assholes call other people douchebags, and assholes are more often than not proud of being assholes.
A perfect example of a douchebag would be both Macaulay Culkin's and Seth Green's role in "Party Monster".
by Arch0wl May 14, 2005
Get the douchebag mug.One who knowingly disrespects his peers while simultaneously thinking very highly of himself for no good reason.
#1: Hey!! That fucker Jimmy just walked up to MY woman, at MY party, in MY house, and is hitting on her! What the fuck!?
#2: Yeah, what a fucking douchebag!!
#1: Damn straight!
#2: Yeah, what a fucking douchebag!!
#1: Damn straight!
by the Izer August 6, 2008
Get the douchebag mug.1) an item consisting of a rubber bag, tube and nozzle, used to clean a woman's vagina
2) a male over the age of eight wearing a pink polo shirt, usually with popped collar, and usually wearing a badly-clashing baseball cap, many times backwards
2a) includes males who also wear cowry-shell or "pooka"-shell necklaces, Livestrong bracelets in various colors/for other causes, prefer oversized Phat Farm, Vans or DC sneakers with huge "tongues". Some also wear large amounts of fake-gold chains and fake-diamond earrings, and hit on girls much younger than they
2b) subset of douchebags includes "bros", aka "brahs"; many of these play X-Box and think that it is a decent gaming system
3) People who have actually said, in all seriousness, "No fat chicks"
2) a male over the age of eight wearing a pink polo shirt, usually with popped collar, and usually wearing a badly-clashing baseball cap, many times backwards
2a) includes males who also wear cowry-shell or "pooka"-shell necklaces, Livestrong bracelets in various colors/for other causes, prefer oversized Phat Farm, Vans or DC sneakers with huge "tongues". Some also wear large amounts of fake-gold chains and fake-diamond earrings, and hit on girls much younger than they
2b) subset of douchebags includes "bros", aka "brahs"; many of these play X-Box and think that it is a decent gaming system
3) People who have actually said, in all seriousness, "No fat chicks"
Did you see Anthony? He's wearing that pink fuckin' polo shirt with the popped collar again! What a fuckin' douchebag!
Kevin Federline man, what a douchebag!
Kevin Federline man, what a douchebag!
by TranceGemini January 13, 2007
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Any person who may act like a complete asshole and try to be superior, but in reality, no one likes them.
makes a HUGE deal out of something so little, and makes fun of people in front of them with a stupid remark.
One who makes fun of someone, but is looking like a complete A$$hole.
Any person who may act like a complete asshole and try to be superior, but in reality, no one likes them.
makes a HUGE deal out of something so little, and makes fun of people in front of them with a stupid remark.
One who makes fun of someone, but is looking like a complete A$$hole.
Leon: Hey, we have lunch inside, can we play Torn City?
Nate: (Turns around to a student and makes some strange gurgled laughing sound) hgguawhaw, he's going to play Torn City! I'm going to play Tribal Wars.
Leon: In Torn City you have guns and you can mug people. And in Tribal Wars, you have your own village and upgrade all your houses. Douchebag.
Example 2: Nate: Hahaw, I got 8 words per minute on my typing test, what did YOU get? Huh? (note the superior voice he uses)
Leon: I got 27 words per minute.
Nate: HaHa!
Leon: Douchebag.
Example 3:Leon: Ha, that's stupid
Nate: Nie nie nir ni nir nir! (In a whining squeaky noise, yet still trying to sound superior)
Leon: Dude, shut up, your acting like a douchebag.
Nate: faggot.
Leon: Seriously, your-
Nate: faggot
Leon: I-
Nate: faggot
Leon-what are-
Nate: faggot
Leon: Shut Up
Nate: Shut Up
Leon: Dude, just-
Nate: Shut Up
(The douchebag says shut up really fast, shdup)
Leon: Come on-
Nate: Shdup
Leon: Just-
Nate: shdup
Leon: Douchebag
(In a squeaky voice the douchebag puckers up his lips and looks like a complete A*hole says:)
Deeushbaag!
Nate: (Turns around to a student and makes some strange gurgled laughing sound) hgguawhaw, he's going to play Torn City! I'm going to play Tribal Wars.
Leon: In Torn City you have guns and you can mug people. And in Tribal Wars, you have your own village and upgrade all your houses. Douchebag.
Example 2: Nate: Hahaw, I got 8 words per minute on my typing test, what did YOU get? Huh? (note the superior voice he uses)
Leon: I got 27 words per minute.
Nate: HaHa!
Leon: Douchebag.
Example 3:Leon: Ha, that's stupid
Nate: Nie nie nir ni nir nir! (In a whining squeaky noise, yet still trying to sound superior)
Leon: Dude, shut up, your acting like a douchebag.
Nate: faggot.
Leon: Seriously, your-
Nate: faggot
Leon: I-
Nate: faggot
Leon-what are-
Nate: faggot
Leon: Shut Up
Nate: Shut Up
Leon: Dude, just-
Nate: Shut Up
(The douchebag says shut up really fast, shdup)
Leon: Come on-
Nate: Shdup
Leon: Just-
Nate: shdup
Leon: Douchebag
(In a squeaky voice the douchebag puckers up his lips and looks like a complete A*hole says:)
Deeushbaag!
by TickTack January 5, 2009
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