Docked Down

When you get Dicked Down under a dock.

“Yo Charlie why were you gone for 15 minutes at the beach party?”

“Oh, I got Docked Down by Jake.”

by ETHAN_JÆDA August 3, 2020

Dry Docking

When you have anal sex without lubrication.

"Hey Steve, I think I'm gonna try dry docking Sarah tonight!!!"
"You dirty bastard."

by Titus Felix Pullo April 24, 2009

Docking Station

When a male lines his anus up with a woman's vagina and shits in her. It may be necessary to get a 'turtle head' before attempting this procedure to ensure the maximum deposit.

After eating a heaty meal Stan felt the need to give his woman a large docking station before taking her doggy style.

by Klarsh March 14, 2009

Arctic Dock

When you Wet Dock with your friend in sub zero (Celsius) temperatures, subsequently the urine freezes, creating a bridge between you and your friend. Follow it up with a high-five.

Luc and I were up snowboarding, it was -25, he had to pee so he dropped his pants, and as we were wet docking, his pee froze making an arctic dock.

by Scott Adams69 December 24, 2008

space-docking

A perverse sexual act involving two people, (one of which must be a female or the act would be classified more accurately as: Glenn-docking) and the exchange of feces.

More specifically:
PartyA(male or female) takes a large to extra-large sized, firm, steamy(optional) shit into partyB(female)'s vagina.

Last night I thought it would be a good idea to try out some space-docking with my wife; I was wrong.... I had just gotten over the flu and my shit was still very soft with some chunks, at first everything was going well as the opening chunk was moving smoothly into her vagina... But then the softer flu-poo came rushing out in a terrible brown flow, (across her stomach and squirting through her butt-cheeks from two different directions). This was a very foolish attempt at a long lost art, and some say myth; I can tell you however it IS possible, with the right woman, and the proper, firm, log-shaped dookie. Needless to say this event ended our thirty-two years of blissful matrimony.

by fknpwnd May 29, 2009

Dry Docking

The act of screwing a chick in the ass without lube.

Dude, I was totally dry docking Yvonne last night.

by Slamin' Salmon May 6, 2010

Murph Dock

When specifically Murph engages in the act of docking with another man.

dude: we both gotta be flaccid for this Murph dock to work.

Murph: well you better put on a wig, because as long as you look like a man, this boner isn't going anywhere.

by 2Weeks September 8, 2011