Tiger Woods Disease

A man who constantly cheats on his wife or girlfriend.

Tom: Did you hear Bill is getting married in three months?

John: You mean the same Bill who had a bad case of Tiger Woods Disease?

Tom: Yeah, that Bill, but he's been mostly cured since the engagement. He's only cheated on her four times in the last year.

by broski16 March 17, 2010

Chrono Displacement

A genetic disorder in which the person will time-travel either into the past or future uncontrollably, leaving everything that is not a part of the human body.
(From The Time Traveler's Wife, excellent novel may I add.)

Henry is unable to control his chrono displacement disorder, his time-traveling: when he leaves, where he goes, or how long his trip will last. His destinations are tied to his subconscious, as Henry most often travels to places he has visited or will eventually visit.

by LoveShiyuu March 16, 2009

magic johnson's disease

The new vernacular for HIV/AIDS. Just as ALS is known as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so too is HIV/AIDS known as 'Magic Johnson's Disease' after its most famous contractor.

Magic loved to get his D wet, but now he got a disease named after him.

You best be careful with that girl or you'll end with that Magic Johnson's Disease.

by Cornelius Vanderbuilt April 16, 2007

diseased

See Paris Hilton.

You see the new diseased video?
Yeah, what bitch picks up her phone in the middle of giving head?

by iraqigangsta March 13, 2008

Ann Coulter Disease

An STD one acquires from having sex with an extremely conservative woman. The first symptom is erectile dysfunction, followed by the extreme desire to impose conservative beliefs on everybody else. The only known cure is to have sex with a gay satanist.

Girl: You cheated on me with that conservative bitch next door, and now I'm pregnant. Guess I should go and get an abortion before I leave you.
Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.
Girl: Is he going to be okay?
Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.

by the dirty liberal June 15, 2009

BBT disease

Commonly known as "bitch be trippin'" disease. Common signs of BBT include but are not limited to talking to one's self, screaming for no particular reason, a deep belief that others are always talking about you, and wearing a heavy down parka when it's 95 degrees outside.

She is clearly suffering from BBT disease.

by peach mahoney December 7, 2006

lolers disease

A condition that causes people to use lol too much.

Fredrick: Hey! lol
Michael: Hi there
Fredrick: lol whats up?
Michael: not much really
Fredrick: lol cool
Michael: do you have lolers disease?
Fredrick: lol wut?

by Pengwin May 12, 2007