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Ding Dong Dash

Where an unknown person comes sprinting behind you, pulls down your pants, has rapid sex with you for 5 seconds, pulls your pants back up, and jumps through your window and runs away.
this random guy came through my back door and ding dong dashed me before i even noticed.
by The C and E crew October 24, 2009
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shahla la la ding dong

A retarded fanny, who spread std's and is constantly drunk out her mind
Who's that girl squatting over a bottle of beer ??

Must be shahla la la ding dong
by SexyBrownEyedMissus April 8, 2010
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Ding-Dong

1. A delicious chocolate cupcake with cream filling produced and distributed by Hostes.

2. A slang term for penis

3. Another way to call someone an idiot/moron.

4. The sexual act in which a male ejaculates in the ass crack of an African American male or female (no gender discrimination). The result of the white semen in the brown ass crack should look like a Hostes Ding-Dong. For the authentic Ding-Dong, the male should be of the Caucasian ethnicity and the african american party, male or female, should be fucked in the ass prior to ejaculation.
4. "Wow I just pulled out and came in your ass crack, if you were black this would totaly look like a Ding-Dong..."

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plump a dingdang

When u c a girl on the street you gotta say something through ur thoughts and everything is happy and you love yourself
Yo woman ur a plump a dingdang!!
by Changy Rocks August 10, 2006
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Ding Dong Blitz

When a dude walks into an environment and he is the only guy present. When this situation occurs looks do not matter, personality does not matter... Your ding dong will be blitzed!!!
" (Bryan walks into a room full of chick).. oh yea I am about to get a Ding dong Blitzed!!! "
by Blitztastic April 29, 2010
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dingadong

A boy's penis
Lexi: Jake's dingadong was so small!
Chase: I know, don't worry my dingadong is much bigger.
by Erikisnotname September 7, 2013
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dingwong

A troll who thinks hes funny is a dingwong
by Loopydooper February 8, 2015
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