Dildo Ranch

The Dildo Ranch is a world famous resort located in the heart of the arizona desert. The Dildo Ranch Offers affordable prices on new (and used) dildos. But there's a catch... To get into The Dildo Ranch one must prove his worth... A small asian man with white facial hair is waiting for you... Not to accept your entry fee (which is 5 dollars with a student I.D.) but to check the firmness of your erection (yes, all customers whom wish to enter into the world renown ranch must provide one erection.) Only one erection per customer will be counter for the discounted rate (including the student I.D. discount)

Cheers!

"Have you ever been down to the dildo ranch?"

"Were headed to the dildo ranch guys!"

"I brought my Suncard to the ranch to enjoy 2 for 1 prices at the Dildo Ranch!"

"Let's all go to the dildo ranch!"

"I saw that scoots applied to work the door at the Dildo Ranch!"

by Scoots and friends July 8, 2009

Dildo bits

Pointy pieces of candy in wich come in special bags

I went to the store and they had dildo bits in the window

by Penguin5624 February 17, 2017

Man Dildo

A fake vagina used by a male the same way a female would use a dildo.

Brent: I need to jack off. Do you have a warm banana peel I could borrow?
Trent: Nah, but I have this awesome man dildo!
Brent: Gee, thanks man!

by cheche100notstupid August 12, 2013

dildo-boat

James O'Keefe, head of Project Veritas

The latest video from Project Veritas' dildo-boat claims to show proof that the ACLU is actually run by Martian abortion-loving Nazis.

by JonLongbottoms November 28, 2017

dildon

a massive sword that resembles a dildo, often used for battle or sex in bed

"man i was whit this bitch last night, turns out she had dildon all along."

by JockCoke April 18, 2008

dildo

1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina

2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener

A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..

by Jessica May 13, 2005

dildocity

Dildoic in nature. A situation where one is critical of another's dildoic thoughts, words or deeds.

Oh, the dildocity of it all! Where could that feckin' guy's head be?

by Cock Johnson December 9, 2007