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Digital Dick

A phrase when sexting or dirty talking online
"Do you want my digital dick, babe 😍"
by Jade Broccoli March 25, 2019
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Dodgy Digits

A very serious disease that nobody believes is real.
Damn brooo that nerdface has dodgy digits
by Specal cloud March 21, 2021
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Digital Serf

A Digital Serf is a person who lacks property or wealth, and yet has access to a wide range of Internet Enabled devices such as Smart Phones, Tablets PCs, Gaming Consoles, Laptops, and Net Books.
Like previous generations of the working class who lacked property and means, the Digital Serf still finds distraction from their dreary life, but unlike their historic comrades the opiate of the masses today is the every present Internet delivered on cheap, and often portable devices.
by jackmylumber August 17, 2011
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digital diet

A diet in which one plays video games, watches television shows, or goes on social media such that they forget to take the time to eat.
"Is he going to come eat dinner?"
"No, he's on the digital diet - he's binge watching another show on Netflix."
by nobody_of_any_importance January 13, 2016
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sky digital

britains subscription satellite tv service. Usually shortened to "sky".

over 7 million subscribers. Basically, this is the centre of every chav home, it would be incomplete without it.

This is the prime source of entertainment for a chav family whilst they let there dole money save up so they can buy another new tv from cash converters and a karaoke machine to shut little jimmy up.
"I am watching the simpsons on Sky"

"Whats on sky tonight dear?"

"I live in a tower block, have very little money and dont bother to feed my kids properly but i am happy to be robbed of £40 a month sky subscription"
by djchrissy August 20, 2004
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Digital Camera

an apparatus that uses either a CMOS or a CCD to take the place of the film. It makes photography easier and generally rock like San Francisco in a fucking earthquake!!!
Let's go buy a digital camera made by Canon!
by J. Michael Reiter December 11, 2004
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digital bees

The shit Rake Yohn got stung with on a Viva La Bam episode.
Rake shows up at Bam's house, thinking they're going to do a skit where Rake hits a pin yata, then they edit the footage it so it looks like the pin yata was full of bees (hince the term "Digital Bees") little does he know, the pin yata really is full of bees, and he gets the shit stung out of him when he hits it. HAHAHAH GOOD STUFF
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