dicaroni

a limp dick like macaroni

Dude you have adicaroni man it is disgusting

by Teresa Hanks April 10, 2008

Dicamaro

1 One who has qualities that of a dick, douche bag, asshole, all-around fuck up. One who presents them self in a way that just oozes fagit.

2 Also it can be used to describe for one instant.

1 Man, chad is such a DICAMARO, I mean he acts like he likes taking big dicks in his ass
2 I can't believe that Grant told the cops about the KKK rally this weekend what a Dicamaro.

by Dicamaro June 19, 2009

Dickfice

dick-fice. n, adj, v, adv, pron: A Naderword used during the onset of road rage. Can be used in most any situation/context, particularly when used in reference to white trash drivers. Not to be confused with "ahhh bitches" or "today on reddit."

"You could've made that yellow!"

"DICKFICE!"

by Ommegangnam Style December 25, 2012

decafeflated

The feeling of sadness when you lift your coffee cup to find it empty

Oh, i thought there was some left, im feeling decafeflated now

by pogman November 16, 2013

Dicallus

When you masturbate so much that you get calluses (Hardened skin patches) on your dick.

Larry - "Ever since I broke up with Sandra I've been jacking off so much I'm getting a dicallus."
Steve - "Don't worry, You'll find another girl."

by Fredward Jenkins November 11, 2015

Dichflicken

The posture of a dog moments before it defecates on its owner.

I've caught Kim's dog in Dichflicken moments before Kim wakes up to it many times. I'm starting to wonder how well Kim actually takes care of it. clench sphincter submission position

by Anne. S Burns April 13, 2016

Dickfagcunt

When you get so mad you start making up swearword combinations like Assfuckshit and Dickfagcunt

*Drop brick on toes*
-"Dickfagcunt"

by dickshitfucker January 26, 2016