detention honor roll

A specialised and elite honor roll given to the top 1% of students in a given high school. Sent in by select schools across the nation to the President of the United States.

“My friend got detention honor roll after getting a perfect SAT score last year

by Official School Rewards January 22, 2022

DEFECATION TRIAL

(n.) The trial that accompanies a civil lawsuit wherein the plaintiff alleges the defendant moved their bowels in the plaintiff's bed.

see: "dropped a grumpy"

"Did you hear the verdict in the Depp v. Heard defecation trial?"

by Girth Brooks 07 June 3, 2022

Deflection

When the mayor of a town calls the media chickens for releasing footage of the same towns finest police officers being chickens and allowing kids to die.

That mayor calling other people chickens rather than the police officers on camera being chickens is the best example of deflection I have ever seen.

by Iseekells July 13, 2022

deceptionista

A master of disguises that concern hiding one’s identity using wigs, makeup, clothing/ costumes, etc.

Likely has multiple outfits ready to make themselves unrecognizable

The talented deceptionista sat in a coffee shop wearing an outfit that rendered them unrecognizable to even the closest of their friends and family.

by Washair July 15, 2022

Detention

6 bisexuals who share the same home

I live in a detention with 5 other people, it can get a bit steamy sometimes

by TheMonkeysFist April 15, 2023

Destionic

Actions that determine of affect ones destiny.

My destionic doctors appointment.

by AB67 May 5, 2023

Deflection

When a MAGAt Republican has no evidence to back up their claim, so they resort to “Hunter Biden’s laptop” or “Hillary’s emails” or anything to tap dance around the question.

Republictard: “Democrats stoled the election”.

Democrats: “Do you have any evidence of the election being stolen?”

Republicans: “UH…. UH…..HUNTER BIDEN’s LAPTOP”

Democrats: “Ah yes. The old deflection tactic”.

by Deflection June 10, 2023