Death

The release from all your pain and suffering

Death

by Tastelessthug March 13, 2017

Death

The one thing I crave 🙃

Hello I have experienced at death said the man. The girl laughed and smiled joyfully," Boy oh boy I wish that was me!"

by GeeohgoshIwanttokillmyself May 6, 2018

death

something you crave when you do something you regret
i.e.; making a bad pun, accidentally hugging someone when they went for a handshake, etc.

i crave death all the time !1!1!

by totally real dan howell February 6, 2017

Death

The excuse you use when you don't want to go to work

GUY FROM WORK: your husband wasn't here at work today >:(
WIFE: He is death
GUY FROM WORK: HECK NAH KEEP HIM HOME KEEP HIM HOME

by CatMan3 November 19, 2020

death

The eventually stop of movement of your blood cells and the end of the replication of your DNA.

Fatman died today, he played FFXI and ate until he burst... I am sorry for the chair he was in... his death will be celebrated..

by Darth Supertuba April 21, 2006

Death=Real Death

A rule in writing that says that if something happens to a character that would kill them in real life, they die. exceptions are present, such as if they have healing powers or something happens to resurrect or save them legitimately. usually, this rule is abandoned in favor of a much more fan-pleasing rule, "if you didn't see the body, they are not dead. "

"wait, did that guy really die? he only fell off the roof."
"Death=Real Death, dude. sorry"

by starcasme September 29, 2018

Death

Always an option

Death; it's not like it's hard.

by PineappleJuice May 1, 2015