mea culpa

my bad, or my bag. when you have made a mistake and are apologizing.

I hit your car with a rock? my bad.

by Sunshine January 22, 2004

cumpire

a vampire who sparkles in the sun, rather than turning to ash.

Guy 1: dude, did you hear about that movie twilight?
Guy 2: no, what's it about?

Guy 1: a buncha vampires who play baseball and sparkle in the sun.
Guy 2: fuckin cumpires.

by Dick Ballderass August 18, 2010

clumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while playing call of duty.

Dude, Judy gave Matt an amazing clumpkin last night!

by iloveclumpkins69 October 29, 2009

cump

(noun) A cum-filled dump that often occurs after anal sex

Sheila took a raging cump after that anal orgy Saturday night.

by tEH fINAL pWNOSAUR1 June 19, 2011

Cumpets

That thing where you ejaculate into a sock and then use it as a hand puppet.

Hey stepbro can you show me your cumpets?

by Deer cumpets February 9, 2021

shaggers clump

patch of hair at the back of ones head that has been missed buy ones hair brush

you have been busy this morning, if the shaggers clump is anything to go buy!!

by lollabell May 23, 2008

cumpis brew

When you take a big festering shit, a cabbage-sour piss stream of urine, and a gooey wad of nasty man juice, stir it all up in a wine barrel, and pour it all over a girl's face.

I was feeling so horny and nasty last night that I whipped up a big 'ole batch of cumpis brew and splattered it all over my Puerto Rican honey girl.

by Mojito Man August 8, 2006