crusty vato

noun. 1.a well used prostitute's sensitive bits.

Origin=2006, TotalFark.

If you're desperate for some poon, a crusty vato will do just fine.

by minidoxigirli November 24, 2006

crusty cheeseburger

1. A woman who doesn't bathe or clean her pussy.

2. The white residue left on the inside of a girl's pants when she doesn't wear underwear.

3. A mixture of dried urine and vaginal secretions left on a girl's underwear or pants.

1. Dude, that blonde, grungy singer in The Crow looks like a crusty cheeseburger.

2. My girlfriend keep wearing the same pants over and over again, now they have a crusty cheeseburger in them.

by Random Facter April 1, 2011

crusty travis

A term for a homeless man who hasn't bathed in days.

Man that crusty travis creeps me out. Let's run over that crusty travis.

by carebear666 August 4, 2015

crusty dick

When you jerk off and let your cum drip down your dick and it quickly dries up forming a semen crust on your penisian head.

I was jerking off and right before I came I realized I had no tissues near me. I had to let the cum drip down and accept the crusty dick.

by DopeyDick October 28, 2015

Crusty woman

A crusty woman is a woman whos vagina is crusty, meaning dry and hard. The crusty word comes from the reassamblance that the genital has to a scab.

John, why the fuck would you get laid with a crusty woman. That’s like fucking a scab!

by Penis the school shooter October 4, 2018

crusty burger

When you forget to wipe after a shit and the shard dries in between your ass cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk

1.Oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger

by The wasted Bard May 18, 2016

Crusty Trout

A vagina so nasty it's as if you have to pick the scabs off before penetration is possible.

That girl's so nasty I bet she has a Crusty Trout.

by BrewTat October 7, 2008