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Ann Coulter

Only non-lethal in small doses, Ann Coulter is the revolutionary new laxitive* from CuntCo. When you seriously need to blow it out your ass, call CuntCo.

*Warning, side effects may include, explosive diarrhea, projectile vomiting, severe uncontrollable laughter/urination, oily flatulence, Cerebral hemmorhage, and heart failure.
Gee honey, I haven't shit for a week, I'm starting to get worried, Do we have any Ann Coulter in the cupboard?

Here Jack, but remember just a little bit. Your brother Bill took twice the dosage and exploded in his clothes. That Ann Coulter is some high powered bullshit.
by CannabisLecter December 24, 2008
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Colt Brennan

The quarterback from the University of Hawaii. He set the single season passing TD record with 58 and he is awesome. You will run across people who do not think that he is the greatest person ever, but they're just jealous. Colt Brennan is a great human being who is probably packing massive johnson heat on top of everything else. He will also not be seen on TV at all this year, seeing as how his home games will start at roughly midnight eastern time. He will win the Heisman trophy in 2007 by recieving 113% of the vote. Lastly, he deserves your praise on a nightly basis. When you go to bed at night, thank God for Colt Brennan.
"Colt Brennan stepped up to God and said "excuse me, Sir, you're in my seat."
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The greatest pleasure a women could give to a man

I love doing this. Waking up in the morning, going under the sheets and sucking my husbands pipe while he is still sleeping.
by lovely June 23, 2004
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Ann Coulter

A vile, pernicious, toxic, disgusting, venomous, rat-brained uber-bitch who gives the epithet "cunt" a bad name.

a.k.a. #1 - The pure hell that can be inflicted on society when a planned trans-gender assignment is botched through medical incompetence (check that Adam's Apple - it's as big as a friggin' b-ball).

a.k.a. #2 - The pea-brained illicit love child of Adolf Hitler and Ayn Rand. 'Slander' = 'Mein Kampf' v. 2006.

a.k.a. #3 - The brown residue that occasionally adheres stubbornly to your toilet bowl refusing to wash down the drain even after repeated flushings.
"Honestly Honey, can you just once go to the throne without leaving those disgusting Ann Coulters behind you?"
by Cleetus Awreetus Awrightus November 9, 2008
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Ann Coulter

A bimbo who can state unreliable facts.
Good persuasive speaker however makes several errors on national television.

If she really is conservative, then she would not be stating facts as a liberal. Liberals uprise facts that are being hidden in society, conservatives should not act in such manner. She is condescending to the conservatives because when she speaks about political views, its not really even apparent what side she is on. Undeniably selfish for the attention.

Hates the "french- speaking" canadians, likes "english- speaking" canadians, then all of a sudden "canada should be happy we allow them to exist". So she likes them, but wants to take them over? "Yes but no". She cannot make up her mind.
Close minded, wronfully facted, bimbo- looking: Oh! Ann Coulter!
by exoticass October 5, 2005
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Ann Coulter

To use the words of Yoda: A cunt, Ann Coulter is.
by honestmike October 24, 2012
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Coultered

To be tricked by a somewhat attractive tranny person into believing what you see is what you get. See Ann Coulter.
That hot chick on the dance floor totally Coultered me! Adam's Apple!!!
by Noir November 16, 2006
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