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correctile disfunction

A disorder where autocorrect never works when you want it to.
Gonna wtach a movie later
*watch
Apparetnly I have correctile disfunction
by SoulofDeity April 5, 2015
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Politically Correct Card

The act of using the term Politically Correct in an political argument or debate in an effort to cover for not stating one's unpopular opinion. Mostly done out of cowardliness to avoid being criticized for sharing their unpopular opinion for fear of being ridiculed or in an effort to cheaply stifle someone's well explained opinion.
Being confronted with an well argued opinion opposed to Paul's point of view, Paul decided to play the Politically Correct Card instead of giving a proper counter argument.
by Libertatis June 9, 2016
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cornell university

A University founded by Ezra Cornell and a member of the Ivy League. Although less prestigious than some of its Ivy League peers, Cornellians still take pride in the beautiful campus and in the fact that they can actually learn almost anything known to man here
Cornell University is a place where you can get an ivy league education in a great variety of subjects
by corneliuscornelius April 18, 2008
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spearmans wank correlation coefficient

A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is
Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"

Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"
by mcfinners February 20, 2011
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Cornelius

A rich and proper boy. He's socially awkward in most situations and takes opinions of him seriously. He hates being the butt of the jokes, but will do anything for a friend. His humor is difficult to understand, as it's hard to tell whether or not he's joking. It looks like he doesn't care, but he really does. Many of the things he says, he means the opposite (ie "I don't want this" but he really does).
Person 1: Who was that cutie with Lewis?
Person 2: Oh, that was definitely Cornelius.
Person 1: Wonder what he sees in him.
by JORM-Q April 18, 2018
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Cordelia

Simply stunning! Cordelia is one of the most reliable people you will ever meet and cares deeply for her friends and family.Falls in love quickly but is instantly turned off if you hurt her. She has a unique but innate sense of beauty which leaves others in awe. Craves academic validation and can normally be found curled up in a chair absorbed in fiction. Certainly has presence and can be heard from a mile away. Will normally be found buying snacks or coffee and indulging in the aesthetics. Usually very kinky but has an innocent appearance
Great taste in fashion but extremely self deprecating
Will make you laugh and is very empathetic
Who’s that always going to get coffee?
Oh that’s Cordelia, she’s in our sixth form
by Loveyourself127 May 11, 2022
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Poshitically Correct

A British term meaning any object or mannerism that is viewed as acceptable by aristocracy and upper classes.
Daughter: Which should order should the tea be poured, the tea then the milk, or the milk then the tea?

Mother: My dear, adding the milk before the tea would indeed be the more poshitically correct way of doing it.
by jahm3z March 24, 2009
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