South Carolina Windshield

The act of picking up a girl at a Walmart, taking her home to have sex with her, and when you are about to cum, you pull out, put a plastic Walmart bag (must be from a Walmart) over her face, and ejaculate onto the bag that is now covering her face.

Person A: Dude, I picked up a girl at Walmart last night.

Person B: Oh, nice! Did you give her a South Carolina Windshield?

Person A: Yup! Luckily I had a Walmart bag lying around at my house to put over her head to cum on.

Person B: Good, cause everyone knows that without a Walmart bag, it's not a South Carolina Windshield.

Person A: Yeah, that's a necessity for a proper South Carolina Windshield

by SleevesAreFascistPropaganda September 19, 2018

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justin caroll

An autistic legend. Likes to rape and bully little kids. Only eats stew from his mums dry, dusty, vagina. Justin Carroll’s have no life. They are usually teachers that bully their students for having small willies when Justin has no Willie, just a flat space.

Boy1: Did Justin rape u too?

Boy2: no but he made me eat his moms vag stew!

Boy3: aren’t all Justin carolls bullies and loners?
Boy4: yeah, and mostly autistic.

by TopShagger4 September 27, 2018

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isabella carollissen

Is a very smart girl who seems shy but trust me, when you get to know her she's more like a crazy five year old who is high on sugar. She hates school and loves the sea. Her favorite place to travel would be the amazon or Brazil. She is very beautiful but she might think otherwise but you must always tell her she is pretty. Her laugh is very contagious. She has very specific taste and can start a fire when you make her angry. She's a very critical thinker and will only get what she desires. When she gets her mind to something that's that and no ones gonna change that. She's a pretty, strong minded, adventurous and childlike with a daring personality.

Love you Isabella Carollissen

by Amathorsors February 18, 2019

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South Carolina Road Scar

An inexplicable 10-15 foot section of highway or interstate in South Carolina that is so scarred to the point it damages vehicle tires, throws off alignments and jolts sleepy motorists awake. Usually occurring after(and most notoriously along I-95) and even more inexplicably hundreds of feet prior to bridges and overpasses, they resemble charred sections of pavement that have been neglected for decades. Also, they are not extended sections of pavement, they usually only last a half second when traveling at typical South Carolina interstate speeds (82-92 mph). In rare cases, the scar extends the entire span of a bridge; however most of these South Carolina Road Scars have been slowly repaired over the course of 15 years.

Trucker 1: That damn four wheeler is about to run into that South Carolina Road Scar after the Pee-Dee bridge.

Four Wheeler: God damn, what WAS that?

Four Wheeler Passenger: Oh, no! What's that yellow light that just came on?

by ausxau March 11, 2020

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North Carolina Leadership Academy (NCLA)

Absolute shithole of a school. The teachers suck and there are not enough lockers. Most kids are absolute pieces of shit, and no teachers give a damn. Run by the worst principles in the history of the earth.

the North Carolina Leadership Academy (NCLA) is an awful place.

by Viziolerix March 28, 2022

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