coning

1. The act of driving down a road with one hand out the window, and systematically knocking down every orange cone on the road. (a passenger's face may be substituted for the hand) 2. The suburban alternative to cow-tipping.

Hey, there's construction on 287, let's go coning.

by asupernothing May 27, 2004

Cornish Pasty

The oldest known form of contraception first implemented by 16th century Welsh settlers to Cornwall. Now a tasty lunch-time snack.

"Evelyn's pregnant again word is Clarence was going at it and his meat broke out of the pastry",
"Oh Egbert you tell such elaborate stories"

by Thank albert smoota for this one! February 24, 2005

self coring

n. 1. To insert a fist into a sexual area your own body.

Usually done for sexual pleasure.

One of the more popular pastimes of pouves and bull dykes. They enjoy putting their fists into their arses. This is the most efficient way to burgle turds to satisfy their coprophagous appetites.

e.g. "Self coring causes stretching, prepare to be loosened! I love coring myself."

by lawrenceofarabia September 22, 2008

Corking

Corking is when a man is engaging sexual intercourse with a woman, and realizes he has a gigantic load to give. It is at this point in time when the man grabs a giant cork, ejaculates into the woman's vagina, and plugs her up with the cork. After she has been plugged, the man jumps on her stomach.

Hey Jamal, what did you do last night?

"I corked her real good. She didn't even see it coming."

Nice. Corking is pretty cool.

by ashtonktchrlvr546 May 26, 2010

corbin

An individual who enjoys getting a lit cigarette shoved in their cornhole while aggressively making love to multiple men.

Did you see that Corbin with all those Virginia Slims hanging out of his ass on Haley Street?

by Riley170 August 13, 2011

Corinna

A Corinna loves spinning classes, especially if she can go with people starting with a T. She also loves leaving her friends to go to the club with more handsome friends to listen to a DJ she doesn’t even know. She’s a friendly and apparently “innocent person” that turns into a ski shot girl when she drinks.
But we really love her the way she is, sometimes.

She also is in a friends with benefits relationship with vodka.

Corinna, you’re not that innocent person anymore!!

by Corinnaaaa February 16, 2018

corning

To take an alcoholic beverage (alone or among friends) and drink it in the corner. Can be chugged or gulped, but should be done in a quick manner. Shots can be corned as well.

"Everyone got a beer?"

"Lets corn"

OR

"Let us begin corning."

by Daviedoo December 5, 2009