Refers to the debate over the benefits and drawbacks of using engine-powered vehicles instead of livestock to pull processing-implements for crop-fields. A protractor is a geometry device used to create/plot charts and graphs showing the various advantages that gas/diesel/electric motive-power has over horses or oxen, while a contractor is a hired professional whose job is to present the negative effects of motorized farm-machinery.
The whole protractor vs. contractor issue is not one that has an easy answer or solution --- on the one hand, modern farm-machinery is easier and simpler to operate, but horses and oxen do not cost nearly so much to purchase or maintain.
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Adam: The best place for the water cooler is in the north-east corner of the office.
Kelly: Obviously, with the kitchen in the south-west corner, the water cooler should be in the south-west corner.
Darren: Thank you for your helpful contrabiction Kelly.
Kelly: Obviously, with the kitchen in the south-west corner, the water cooler should be in the south-west corner.
Darren: Thank you for your helpful contrabiction Kelly.
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by biig November 3, 2003
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Is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)
Is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)
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I signed the contract.
A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!
A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!
by Allan García February 4, 2009
Get the I signed the contract. mug.Kid Rock got released from the police station, jumped on his contractor, and sped off into the countryside.
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