Conniption

Something old people say when they are trying to confuse younger generations with their archaic vocabulary

You kids and your rock and roll music give me conniptions

by Avocadoboy February 23, 2023

poon connoisseur

One that knows what good poon taste like because he has had so many women to taste.

Paul is one poon connoisseur, he has had every woman in the work place, even the cleaning ladies!!

by Clamer August 26, 2017

Connie

A ugly cunt.

Did you see that bitch she's such a Connie.

by WordDumper February 3, 2015

must be a connie

1. fake person.
2. they are annoying and bug the living crap out of you.
3. can't be trusted
4. a bitch

also seen as:

-"like a connie"
-"she's such a connie"

DO NOT GET CONFUSED WITH "Connie" THE GIRL NAME.

Ruby: "OH MY GOSH SHE STOLE MY WORD."
Yvette: "Must be a connie"
Ruby: "Yeah, you're right."

by Pleasebitch November 7, 2011

Connie

Connie’s love everything and anything to do with Shrek. She constantly watches and rewatches the films, and is quoting them on a daily basis. She has a shrektastic personality and is super shrexy. If shrek wasn’t with princess fiona he would totally be with Connie 💚

Girl: Omg have you seen Connie?

Guy: Yes, she is soo shrexy

by Shrexyshreklover March 23, 2019

Connie

Noun. A person who shoots bottle caps out of her pussy.

Verb. The act of shooting bottle caps out of ones pussy.

"Dude, she pulled a connie and nearly shot my eye out!"

"Whoa, She connie's like a pro."

by Mistress Nina March 13, 2009

Chicken connoisseur

An aspiration shared by all poultry lovers; the dream job for all McChicken nugget addicts

Wow, she was able to tell the difference between McDonalds and Burger King nuggets. She's a real chicken connoisseur

by Cantgetahandleonthis January 10, 2017