ass confetti

When diarrhea comes out in multi-colored flecks.

"I forgot to take my lactaid before I had that smoothie and ended up with ass confetti."

by Potamus July 28, 2006

connectile dysfunction

(noun) The sudden loss or inability to maintain network connectivity.

"I can't connect to the website. I might be experiencing connectile dysfunction."

by fodeewater January 25, 2008

TTS Connectors

The patch of sensitive skin that connects the Thigh, Taint and Scrotum.

Everyone should be careful when trimming their TTS Connectors.

by Lou Dawg August 3, 2007

Supernatural Connection

A psychic link is a connection between two people that transcends physical limitations. It’s a mingling of personal energy that enables individuals to communicate feelings, desires, moods, life events, health, thoughts and needs without any verbal communication or physical proximity – defying both logic and reason.Psychic links among people often form when strong emotions are present. Emotions are powerful patterns of thought that direct personal energy objectively, forming attachments. These attachments can pave the way for psychic channels to open, enabling extra-sensory perception

Supernatural Connection What this means is that your feelings for someone can cause you to become extra-sensitive to that person on all levels, seen and unseen. The more invested you are in someone’s well-being, the more likely you are to form a psychic link with them – especially if you think or worry about them regularly. You can see this in the example I have with my mother. Even though I have 3 siblings, the link my mom has with me is stronger than with my siblings because I was often sick as a child, unlike them. This caused her awareness to train itself to continually check into my field and make sure I was okay, forming a strong link that remains.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 7, 2019

gave her a sean connery

a proper back-hander... that the bitch deserved!

After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go cold - so i threw my plate against the wall and "gave her a sean connery."

by the bitches December 29, 2006

conned

When a person decides to make a deal presented to them by someone else because they are convinced they will benefit handsomely from it; but the deal results in said person losing everything they put into it plus invariably much more, all while the 'someone' who proposed the deal is on track to benefit immensely, and secretly was the only one guaranteed to benefit at all.

That deal was so good there's no way it could of been true and in fact it wasn't, she was conned out of $400,000 in the end.

by BigDaddy MikeyRed August 16, 2014

Sean Connery

Pretending to be a secret agent.

Billy Bob's pulling the old Sean Connery to pump her for information. Or, just pump her.

by John "Hannibal" Smith June 11, 2006