The most polite way to start a Canadian “fuck you”, using ‘I understand the confusion” can be used to start the most polite “fuck you” statement any person will hear in their entire life.
Me: “What colour do you all see?”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”
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The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad
Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.
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I just don’t understand what I am doing so wrong every day to deserve this, I’m getting confuse abused.
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