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vaginal computer

when FABWAMBA men go on the computer to look at female vaginal areas.

OR

A robots vagina.
roy: I saw some great vaginal computers last night!

max: Wow d00d yous a fag!
by reptar! February 29, 2008
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intro to computers

An entry level collage class to becoming a computer tech. learn how to use the mouse, and Microsoft word. if your here, you dont need this class.
guy1: My grandpa cant use a mouse,

guy2: Hey, mabie he should take Intro to computers
by ph1rmw4r3 September 12, 2012
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Computer Slamming

A Sport that can be played by anyone who owns a Computer. Computer Slamming is similar to Pillow Fighting but with Old and/or Worthless Computers instead of Pillows. What you have to do is basically hit the faces of your class' bullies with it, or slam it really hard against the floor and leave it damaged as much as possible so that it doesn't have to be powered on or be touched by a human hand ever again.
Okay, class! Bring all your Worthless Computers with you to the patio. In today's class we're playing Computer Slamming!
by Python Coder February 6, 2023
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Computer programmer

A job that will be useless when the end of the world is coming.
Ok we need to group together.. we have a nurse ,a farmer ,a weapons expert and 2 survivalists.. ... and what can you do sir ?? Iam computer programmer...I can help you install windows 98 and help you with slow download speeds. ... all break out in laughter as they leave him behind for the aliens .
by Upyerkilt333 January 30, 2022
mugGet the Computer programmermug.

Computer Bladder

Needing to wiz, but to attached to the screen to pull your eyes away.
I need to wee, but this video hasn't finished yet, and my sister is screaming at me to get off and will surely steal my place! God forsake you computer bladder!
by KingSnotty July 11, 2011
mugGet the Computer Bladdermug.

Computer blocking

When you are working on the computer and get up for a minute, only to find someone else is using it and may have deleted all of your work. This happens a lot with teenagers. The person computer blocking you 65% of the time is using Facebook.
"Great, now I gotta stay up all night tonight and finish this essay because my mom was computer blocking me for 3 hours.
by RKOver24 October 24, 2011
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Toilet Computer

A Smartphone; i.e. iPhone, Android, or Blackberry cell phone.
Thank god for my Toilet Computer! I was able to post this Urbandictionary definition while taking a satisfying dump!
by TallestWaldo November 30, 2011
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