The act of punching someone in the head to make their face point in the four directions of a compass. Right hook (West), Left hook (East), Upper cut (North), Drop an elbow on the top of that motherfuckers dome (South).
*Adam gets rushed into the E.R*
E.R Nurse: "What happened"
Adams Friend: "Adam wouldn't shut his fucking mouth so Joe compass punched his shit"
E.R Nurse: "Oh, that makes sense"
E.R Nurse: "What happened"
Adams Friend: "Adam wouldn't shut his fucking mouth so Joe compass punched his shit"
E.R Nurse: "Oh, that makes sense"
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Something so smart, only an idiot would say it. Particulary used when comparing two things which seem to be of importance, but have no relative meaning in the grand scale life.
Bro, have you noted the comparative differentiation between J Cole and Jigga? One is okay and the other is alright.
by Datruthbro December 6, 2016
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someone who is the bosses #1 priority to get a raise.
someone who sucks off their boss to get them to like them better.
a worker who warms up to a boss to get whatever they want from them.
someone who sucks off their boss to get them to like them better.
a worker who warms up to a boss to get whatever they want from them.
“look at that rich thot over there.” “yea, she’s the company cocksucker!” “i hate that woman!”
are you a company cocksucker?
are you a company cocksucker?
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Get the Company Cocksucker mug.The comparison of your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend to the song Grenade by Bruno Mars. Using his lyrics as guidelines, the seriousness of your relationship can be easily determined.
Jen: Do you think Joe is serious about our relationship?
Julia: I don't know- You should try using the Grenade Comparison.
Jen: Good idea! Do you think he would he jump in front of a train for me?
Julia: I don't think so. You guys have just been hooking up. I wonder if Kyle would catch a grenade for me- we have been together for two years.
Julia: I don't know- You should try using the Grenade Comparison.
Jen: Good idea! Do you think he would he jump in front of a train for me?
Julia: I don't think so. You guys have just been hooking up. I wonder if Kyle would catch a grenade for me- we have been together for two years.
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While healing in the hospital with a broken jaw, Ron thought about how he could restrain his immoral compass after a night where he stole cash and weed from Chuck while he was making out with Diane; told Diane that Chuck had herpes after he left the party; and then crept into Chuck's car to sleep afterwards only to wake to Chuck's spinning backfist.
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